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Song Parodies -> "Guy Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Guy Love"

Original Performer:

Scrubs: My Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Guy Stuff"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's been awhile, but I got another part of The Scrubs Musical done. Here's the Youtube:
Let’s check out racks because we are dudes
Her knockers spring to mind
And man, she has a great tight rear
To not get slapped I say, “I’m Queer”

There’s far more things than a butt and boobs
Like driving the world’s best ride
And a beer is clear to dry up the rain
It’s sure to get us both so fried!

That contains our Guy Stuff
It’s beer and tits
Guy Stuff
It’s just what fits
There’s not a man without it
They’re combined

So dude would you have sex with Cher?

I would tear up that behind!

It’s Guy Stuff!
Routine for Guys!

I know that I’ll never hear these words from my wife
“Whoa! Dude! Check out that hot blondes Double-D’s”

Or, “Did you see that man get stabbed with a knife?”
Cause the only films we like are blood and gory!

Oh yeah, like “Die Hard” or “The Matrix”

There’s no need to go define

Oh no?

Unless you’re gonna throw a “Man Flick” day!

We’ll go and fish for the weekend
Or go and shoot things that get in our way!

Let’s go!

It’s Guy Stuff
Like chili fries!
Or chomping on a few Moon Pies!
While chilling out and releasing our fly

I’ll be there when you have sex with hoes

(Won’t be there when you’re with guys!)


It’s Guy Stuff
Those chicks despise!

Oh sure us men are full of quirks
And we aren't all that wise

But Guy Stuff
Fills us with pride

(We’re mans!)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Like a Judd Apatow movie! Love ya man, 555.(but "blood and gory"? eww...but it's a Broadway musical-genre spoof, we'll let that one go.,..)
Matthias - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
What's wrong with "Blood and Gory" pointless Action films like the many, many "Dire Hard"s are blood and gory.

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