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Song Parodies -> "Hot Topic"

Original Song Title:

"What's Going To Happen?"

Original Performer:

Scrubs: My Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Topic"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Completeing more of "Scrubs: My Shopping Spree" or "Amiright: Our Musical" (The "Our" basically being me and Agrimorfee)... Here's the OS:
These clothes are tragic
Large spikes each jacket holds
Too many chains it’s hard to walk
Those Goth kids spend their dimes…
On “Hello Kitty” cloaks

In this entrapment
The desk clerk looks like he plays "The Crow"
I need an aspirin… I plea!!!

(Desk Clerk)
You’re going spend money

(Hot Topic Customers)
Right here in Hot Topic
It calls the hunnies
They all want to ride you
If you look like you’re decayed

Just like us Emos
If you’re preppy dude
You’ll get no T & A

I’m going to spend money

Right here in Hot Topic

And I’ll get a hottie

Make your parents say
“O, I can’t believe you!
You look like a zombie!”
(You’re such a moron)
Wear a large trench coat
A black hoodie too
You'll sweat, but you'll look great

(Desk Clerk’s Transvestite Partner)
You Dope

(Desk Clerk)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
No doubt this was a snap for you to do...I hope you can make some semblance of a story out of this, since this was the last song. Should I avoid having Scrubs characters participate in this? "Banana Republican" is 99% completed as of this writing.
Matthias - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Making a story from this is going to be tough, but I think it's do-able.
Jack Wilson - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s

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