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Song Parodies -> "Every Gal's Obsessed With Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Everything Comes Down To Poo"

Original Performer:

Scrubs: My Musical

Parody Song Title:

"Every Gal's Obsessed With Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

DKTOS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc , And here are the Lyrics: http://scrubs.mopnt.com/music/606-lyrics

(Girlfriend)
Hey! These Have Glitter!
And a heel that’s firm and ample

(Boyfriend)
Guys don’t show their ankles
Ours are covered up in soot

(Girlfriend)
Men have no sense for fashion, dear
Check out my foot!

(Boyfriend)
Oh jeeze…
Every gal’s obsessed with shoes
Always after flip-flops or a tall hooker boot

(Girlfriend)
Oh my gawd! This sandal’s cute!

(Boyfriend)
They only think of shoes
Clerk!

(Shoe store clerk rushes over)

(Clerk)
In a concert of Pink Floyd
Don’t need to get a blister!
You could buy these tennis shoes
Or rob them of your sister!

(Boyfriend)
To you it doesn’t matter
How much the damn thing costs
After spending hours here
I’m starting to get cross
Gah!!!
Every b*tch is nuts ‘bout shoes!!!!!

(Every gal’s obsessed with shoes)

Want some moccasins, or loafers
Want some cleats and sneakers too?
All throughout the world the mind of every girl
Constantly is set on shoes!

(Clerk)
Babes they want to dance with clogs
Those gals from Netherlands
If your psyche don’t scream Nike
We’ve got twelve different brands

(Girl)
To match my skirt

(Clerk)
Try these shoes!

(Woman)
Impress my uncle

(Clerk)
Try these shoes!

(Female)
Tied the knot

(Clerk)
Try these shoes!

(Legless Chick)
A cannon ball shot below my thigh

(Clerk)
Try these shoes

(Legless Chick)
Yeah… But how?

(Clerk)
Your hands now move!

(Clerk focuses back on Girlfriend)
Check out your toes
When you take a stroll

(Boyfriend)
Though they’re worse than the ones that you use to bowl

(Girlfriend)
Shut up!

(Boyfriend)
Every gal’s obsessed with shoes
Pumps, Heels, and Slippers they make you woo
Dear, your foot odor makes an ogre spew
To socks you detest, bid those adieu

Skates and Skis you’ve got a batch
Every gal’s obsessed with…

Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo
Shoo-Shoo

Every gal’s obsessed with shoes!!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Very shoe-shoe!
Dylan Baranski - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
As Mike Pacholek said about my cell phone parody: "A-freakin' men!" Women have too many pairs of shoes, most of which they never use & could potentially be given to needy people. I only have 3 pairs: One pair for college, one pair for general civilian use, and one pair of dress shoes. I also have a pair of boots. That's all.
Gel - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I love shoes so much that I have a few shoe store websites on my favorites! 5-5-5:)
Jack Wilson - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Red Ant - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Imelda Marcos' theme song, lol. Great job on a tough and original OS, Matthias. Size 5s.
Peter Andersson channeling Al Bundy - September 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I found it a bit hard to fit these feet/lyrics into the OS, kinda like fitting a fat woman's hooves into a pair of 34s, but I liked it anyway.
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) pump it up!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I had some pacing problems too here Matthias. Cute idea, except I actually found the OS to be much funnier than the parody (I realize improving on comedy isn't easy, but that OS was hilarious, perhaps just too tough a target). . .You followed the original rhyme scheme in some places, and then totally avoided it in others, which makes it tough to follow along for performance purposes. On second thought however, you made me want to see the original show it came from, is that Scrubs? Hilarious. Have to check that out some time (when I'm not horidly busy.).
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Real men have 3 pairs of shoes, TOPS. Real parodists, however, take on real biatches of songs and make them awesome. Kinda like what you did here, Matthias...like, OBVIOUSLY!
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Damnitt! I meant ABC4! My fault for going through this round after voting on SOTM.
Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) well, I for one would like to see the shoes designed to impress a girl's uncle - that is no lame claim Matthias - uncles are notoriously world-weary when it comes to the latest shoe trends - I believe Simon Cowell is an uncle - very funny line Matty - 555
Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- This can definitely be a real shoe-in. Good job, Matthias. Very funny.

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