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Song Parodies -> "Buy!"

Original Song Title:

"Reach"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

S Club 7

Parody Song Title:

"Buy!"

Parody Written by:

Nox

The Lyrics

Thanks to a friend for inspiring me with the first lines of the first chorus!
Buy!

When the world
Gives you nothing new
You can count on me
I will be there for you
When it seems
All your hopes and dreams
Are a billion bucks a day
I will reimburse you

We've got to all stick together
Old me snagged someone younger
Never ever forget that
I'll give you lots of money, so

Buy a million cars
Let everyone admire
Fund a trip to Mars
Put on your big sapphire
Hobnob with the stars
And then with diamonds raining over you
That's how my dreams will all come true

Hundred slaves
Waiting just on you
Get a better face
Sneeze in silken tissue
Eat all day
Grow a pikachu
Drive a golden boat
Let my cash remind you

Don't stop gotta keep getting
You have gotta keep spending
Never ever forget that
I got you lots of money, go

Buy out all the bars
Own every Indian dancer
Botox for your scars
The world is yours for hire
Find a cure for SARS
And when the limelight's shining over you
That's how my dreams will all come true

Buy more clothes than have been ever sold
If you like dancing I can buy your pole
No-one knows how much your visa holds
There ain't no king you can't meet
You can make them kiss your feet
I say

(Buy)
Forty foot fountain
(Buy)
Hot air balloon
(Buy)
Money is free flow
And one day I'll marry you!

Buy a million cars
Let everyone admire
Fund a trip to Mars
Put on your big sapphire
Hobnob with the stars
And then with diamonds raining over you
That's how my dreams will all come true

Buy out all the bars
Own every Indian dancer
Botox for your scars
The world is yours for hire
Find a cure for SARS
And when the limelight's shining over you
That's how my dreams will all come true

(repeat, fade)

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