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Song Parodies -> "Das Krappy Krokodil"

Original Song Title:

"Das Kleine Krokodil"

Original Performer:

Schappi

Parody Song Title:

"Das Krappy Krokodil"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Goddammit I hate that crocodile! This should be the translation of the lyrics!
Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I have no toilet, I go pee in the nile
One time, I drank out of it too
And ate something out of the loo

Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap

Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I haven't got, the beautifulest smile
I don't need braces anymore
Mum paid for them by being a whore

Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap

Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
My favourite song is "The Way You Make Me Feel"
I slept with Jacko one fine night
And what he did, he had the ****ing right

Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap

Ich bin Schnappi, das f****t crocodile
I just can't get that fly for my damn meal
My papa molested me so bad
He had the right cos he's my dad

Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
Schni Schna Crappy
Crappy crappy crap
If possible, could someone translate this all into German?

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mmxmmx - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Extremely funny, they should have played this version 2 years ago ;-) It's especially good because it shows that it's not too hard to "translate" german lyrics into english (and vice versa).

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