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Song Parodies -> "Stalkers Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You & I"

Original Performer:

Santana ft. Chad Kroeger/Alex Band

Parody Song Title:

"Stalkers Anthem"

Parody Written by:

MysteryGoat

The Lyrics

From The Album "Something Goats Can Dance To"
I've been digging through your trash
I've been poking through your bushes got me a rash
Ducked my head down in the nick of time
Ooh, and it's all-good
Falling off your windowsill
You may say that I'm a stalker but I'm just ill
I've fallen so deathly ill in love with you

Everyday I call you on the phone
I quickly hang up I can't talk
You changed your number thirty times
It's a real pain to try and track you down

So let's just stop this cat and mouse game we're playing
Run all you like but it's just love you're delaying
Leave today, we'll see what tomorrow brings
Well this is dumb you know that I'm never leaving
Lock me up tonight I'll keep on believing
You and I you know we're meant to be

Why are you rejecting me
During court I wrote a poem that you refused to see
You're telling people I'm a pervert chasing you around
Ooh, and it's all-good
Running round from town to town
I get the feeling you're enjoying being chased down
That little restraining order's just a time-out

Every time I send you something nice
It gets sent back you must have moved
Don't cry we'll be together soon
Just a little while until you are mine

So let's just stop this cat and mouse game we're playing
Run all you like but it's just love you're delaying
Leave today, we'll see what tomorrow brings
Well this is dumb you know that I'm never leaving
Lock me up tonight I'll keep on believing
Wherever you go you know I'll be right behind

Walking down the street behind you
You're really good at blending in
Right about the time that I catch up you start to
Run here we go again, Oy!

Every time I send you something nice
It gets sent back you must have moved
You changed your number thirty times
It's a real pain to try and track you down

So let's just stop this cat and mouse game we're playing
Run all you like but it's just love you're delaying
Leave today, we'll see what tomorrow brings
Well this is dumb you know that I'm never leaving
Lock me up tonight I'll keep on believing
Wherever you go you know I'll be right behind

So let's just stop this cat and mouse game we're playing
Run all you like but it's just love you're delaying
Leave today, we'll see what tomorrow brings
Well this is dumb you know that I'm never leaving
Lock me up tonight I'll keep on believing
Wherever you go you know I'll be right behind

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Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) DKTOS, Sorry Mr. E Goat. But I do have a joke you may like.

Two hungry goats are roaming around on a Hollywood set looking for anything to eat. One sees a tin canister that has a movie inside. He knocks it off the table and the cansiter opens spilling out all the film. The other goat jumps to it and promply eats up all the film. The 1st goat, a bit miffed says sarcastically, "Well how was it"? The 2nd goat says "Passible, but I liked the book better".
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Creepy!
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) A well-worn subject. I didn't read anything exceptionally creative with this song, though.
Adagio - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Gave me the chills...DKTOS, btw, but still a good read.
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really funny.
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S Round: Gave me chills. You know, every time I read one of yours, I have the same thought: "Wow, if he's not already, this guy should be writing original songs."
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody left me wanting to know if the cat or the mouse wins in the end.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very strange, but interesting, Goat Man
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...DKTOS, MG...sorry!
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well done, but no really funny lines as per your usual.
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS

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