Down on the hallways, by the science lab
Everybody's looking, nobody's mad
They turn their heads and they watch her 'till she's gone
Look professor, baby's got her necktie on

Up by the restrooms, and across the gym
Between the lockers, she ain't a wimp
And she goes walking, and she's not all alone
Teacher help us, baby's got her necktie on

Though I've seen her each and every day
No one could blame if they look her way
She was dressed like an executive
If it comes horribly, no the girl can't help it

Well up on math class, by the library
There's a crowd of people, what they want to see
They don't turn back, this girl's doing nothing wrong
Please don't panic, baby's got her necktie on

Well I've seen her each and every day
Can someone else try to dress her way?
She was dressed like an executive
If it comes horribly, no her tie can't help it

Down on the bus stops, by the parking lot
It don't matter if she's cool or hot
They turn their backs and they watch her 'till she's gone
Hall monitor, baby's got her necktie on
Please gym teacher, baby's got her necktie on
Principal please, baby's got her necktie on