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Song Parodies -> "The Girlyman"

Original Song Title:

"The Candyman"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Girlyman"

Parody Written by:

Loose Bruce Kerr

The Lyrics

Song about Gov. Schwarzenegger and his public comment about Democrat opponents in the Calif. State Assembly as being "Girlymen," July, 2004. Aired nationally on Jim Bohannon Show on Westwood One
The Girlyman

1. Who can take Cahlee-fohrnia
Set it on its eah
Stop it in its tracks
And take it out of geah
The Girlyman
The Girlyman can
The Girlyman can
Cause he messes with my mind
And makes my world a pain in know what

2. Who can take a budget
Put it all askew
Bow to special interests
And a lobbyist or two
The Girlyman
The Girlyman can
The Girlyman can
Cause he mixes up priorities
And makes my world a pain in the lower torso


The Girlyman blows
All that I propose
Using words so darn bombastic
Girlyman is not gymnastic
Look at me, I'm fan-tahstic!

3. I'll take it to the people
To get this budget passed
While who had better clean his act up fast
The Girlyman
The Girlyman can
The Girlyman can

Hey Girlyman! Put down that cellphone
And pick up some weights
You're a flabby little Girlyman
Why don't you shape up and get with the program
Hey Girlyman, 'Hasta La Vista, Baby'

Copyright 2004 Broken Records & Marjorie Music Publ (BMI) Hear this & Bruce's other parodies at : BruceSongs-Website

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Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, LBK...5's across...
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ja, this pahrody is properly pumped-up. 555 kilos for your bench-press, ja.
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Our gov. is laughable on his own; this parody made me laugh even more.

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