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Song Parodies -> "House Cleaners"

Original Song Title:

"Always"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Saliva

Parody Song Title:

"House Cleaners"

Parody Written by:

Joe Scovill

The Lyrics

It was wriiten when I was in the car towar my way to a dance at High school, hope you like it.
I smell, the smell of grease and grime
Its making things dirty, better go get the Tide
It is, the one an only way
Is it the reason you sneeze, is it the reason you cry

Hallways...Hallways..Hallways...Hallways.. Hallways
I just can't clean without you

I rub you, I wash you, I can't clean without you
I rinse you, I dry you, I can't live without you
I just take anymore, of this altitude
I guess I'm up in filth, and now I'm turnin blue

turnin blue, turnin blue, turnin blue, turnin blue

Its feel like a McDonald's lav
I guess I'll grab all the things, I guess I'll buy some trash bags
Its all, been so clean till now
As walk through the house, all I can hear is the sound of

Hallways. Hallways, Hallways, Hallways
I just can't clean without you

I rub you, I wash you, I can't clean without you
I rinse you, I dry you, I can't live without you
I just take anymore, of this altitude
I guess I'm up in filth, and now I'm turnin blue

I rub you, I wash you, I just can't clean without you

I trash that that fish in the car
Why would it attract cats to tear it appart

Hallways, Hallways,Hallways, Hallways

I see the bleach all over your hands
Does it make you feel maor like a man?
Was it all, thrown in the can
The Windex shaking in my hands and I hear is the sound

I rub you, I wash you, I can't clean without you
I rinse you, I dry you, I can't live without you
I just take anymore, of this altitude
I guess I'm up in filth, and now I'm turnin blue

I rub you, I wash you, I can't clean without you
I rinse you, I dry you, I can't live without you
I just take anymore, of this altitude
I guess I'm up in filth, and now I'm turnin blue

Hallways, Hallways, Hallways,Hallways

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