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Song Parodies -> "Forrest Gump"

Original Song Title:

"Click, Click, Boom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Saliva

Parody Song Title:

"Forrest Gump"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

A fan of Tom Hanks, liked his "Cast Way"
Though my TV would just boom watching his movies and plays.
But my favorites is rated,
A dumb guy with an accent and a chocolate fixation.

Hear his stories, they're tight,
He showed LBJ his behind,
Watch it, judge it, take it, this movie's overrated.

Forrest Gump!
He's sitting down on the park bench,
His shoes have a funny stench,
Forrest Gump!
His life is filled with big mistakes,
Like that one at Watergate..
Forrest Gump!
He's been on TV stations, ping-pong round the nation,
He's the cause of devastation.

In Vietnam his buddy died,
When I see it, it makes me cry.
Another story's 'bout to be told.
You wonder how dumb is this guy.
Forrest Gump!

What the heck is wrong with him?
His life story is boched up,
But still you don't hear no cryin hick whining from him,
I think he's happier to see Lt. Dan.
Dan's got no legs, he's crazy, yeah.
"You want a chocolate?" he will ask you,
Life is like a box of chocolates, that is what he's gonna tell you, oh yeah!

Forrest Gump!
He's coming down with some new thing,
Bout meeting the rock "King",
Forrest Gump!
He's running about 12,000 square miles,
And you know he is wild.
Forrest Gump!
He's been on TV stations, ping-pong round the nation,
He's the cause of devastation.

Why have I clouded up my mind,
Guess his momma's always right, and will he take it,
Meet his Jenny, will he propose to her tonight?

Forrest Gump!
Forrest Gump!
Forrest Gump!
Forrest Gump!

A fan of Tom Hanks, liked his "Cast Way"
Though my TV would just boom watching his movies and plays.
A fan of Tom Hanks, liked his "Cast Way"
My TV would just boom watching his movies and plays.

He's been there on TV,
He's now been in movies.
Everyone wants to see,
Yes, I just want to see, if that white boy is braindead.
(repeat)

Forrest Gump!
He's showing up on the movie screen, he's a part of history.
Forrest Gump!
He's a new father with a smart child, you know it's buck wild.
Everybody, Everybody come on.
Forrest Gump!


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