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Song Parodies -> "DARE"

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Ryan Lane

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Ryan Lane

The Lyrics

The DARE program has come to my school to talk about drug abuse so I made this little rap.
"YO! DARE is a cool thing that you can learn,
it's better than havin a ciggerett that will burn.
You know drugs are bad so why do yal do it,
you know drugs are bad so don't get addicted to it!
Just when you thought you could get away,
here comes Depety Pott's to save the day.
You told her you wern't doin nothin- that's not true,
she does'nt belive you and her partner does'nt tol
Next thing you know your thrown in the brig,
the guy behind ya sure is pretty BIG!
Five years later your thrown out of jail,
the sun's beatin on your face and your look'in pretty pale!"

*** Smoking Sinks! ***

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