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Song Parodies -> "Ew Pork, Ew Pork"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Ew Pork, Ew Pork"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

This is about a picky eater... actually it's about someone who will eat anything except for pork.
Well, I waited in the diner for a piece of some pie
I had my order ready wanting to go
Drooling like a pauper who's starving today
Get the noodles that look like bows
Could eat a crocodile or maybe cow fillet
I ate a hotdog at a quarter to 10
Bought myself some ice-cream that was really so cold
I'm still hungry and chowing down mints

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat till I can't fit through the door
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork

Got myself some yogurt that was covered in mold
It was rotten but it was sort-of food
So surprised I didn't throw up on the floor or my face
But I just drank and I was slurping some stew
Every year I get my gear for hunting for loon
Just by the pond and we got shrimp from the tide
Used to be a picky eater until I learned
It was all good except for the pork hide

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat pleanty, I will eat ewe
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Ew pork

I dismember chicken after it was sold
In a plate on my table top wide
Mmm, I was just eating, I was gulping the warm
The warm chicken it taste pretty mild
Ate a lot of guinea pig and honey bee
And I cooked it at a temperature low
Tasty are the critters and the plants in my life
And I ate more until I had to blow

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat pleanty, I will eat ewe
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Ew pork

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Klaire - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
To whomever gave me the 1-1-1: Have you even heard this song before? Thanks!
Phil Alexander - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
...maybe he thought it was to the tune of the Sinatra version - I did, till I realized it didn't fit even a little bit...
John Harvey - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the first person who votes on everything gives that dreaded 1,1,1 rating. Keep your chin up. This is a good parody (though I actually haven't heard the origional song). The ratings should pick up, after all, there's no politics in this parody for people to get riled up about.
Billy Florio - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This is definitly your best..and I cant believe no ones parodied Ryan Adams before you
Klaire - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for you support!

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