Well, I waited in the diner for a piece of some pie
I had my order ready wanting to go
Drooling like a pauper who's starving today
Get the noodles that look like bows
Could eat a crocodile or maybe cow fillet
I ate a hotdog at a quarter to 10
Bought myself some ice-cream that was really so cold
I'm still hungry and chowing down mints

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat till I can't fit through the door
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork

Got myself some yogurt that was covered in mold
It was rotten but it was sort-of food
So surprised I didn't throw up on the floor or my face
But I just drank and I was slurping some stew
Every year I get my gear for hunting for loon
Just by the pond and we got shrimp from the tide
Used to be a picky eater until I learned
It was all good except for the pork hide

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat pleanty, I will eat ewe
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Ew pork

I dismember chicken after it was sold
In a plate on my table top wide
Mmm, I was just eating, I was gulping the warm
The warm chicken it taste pretty mild
Ate a lot of guinea pig and honey bee
And I cooked it at a temperature low
Tasty are the critters and the plants in my life
And I ate more until I had to blow

And I won't waste any food, agree
Hit the floor- it's still good ten more
Just fill my plate, and go make a shake
Eat pleanty, I will eat ewe
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Hey, I don't eat pig, ew pork
Ew pork