It's been a long road,
Getting from Kirk to here,
It's been too long,
And we've run out of ideas,
But with no characters, and no moral themes,
There's no need to be brave,
We don't care if Gene Rodenberry,
Is turning in his grave...

'Cause we've got fans who would watch,
Voyager and Star Trek 5, yeah,
We've got fans, who believe, we can do nothing wrong,
We've got fans, who will buy,
Anything with 'Star Trek' on it.
We can milk the franchise,
'Cause we've got fans,
We've got money,
And we've got the rights.