Well I'm gonna miss some school
Not gonna be a mighty scholar
Because snow days come in winter
And I'm betting you a dollar
That I'm going to the doctor
Before it gets too late
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the wintertime flu

Well my mom and papa told me
Son, you get an education
But I cannot go to school
With a virus infestation
And I didn't go to school
Cause I was far too sick
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the wintertime flu

Well I've been out two weeks
On a mighty fun vacation
I'm blaming all my problems
On that virus infestation
I went to my principal
And he expelled me, whoa
Now I really wonder what I'm gonna do
Cause I'm making up now for my wintertime flu