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Song Parodies -> "How the Hell are Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Hallelujah"

Original Performer:

Rufus Wainwright

Parody Song Title:

"How the Hell are Ya"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all the fine people who've helped me and to my friends for their support during my recovery from my little accident....
Red lights scene at the Target store
Where David works, why's he on the floor?
They're sad and really scared what happened to ya
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A knee jerk lift that forced a shift, a backing fall, a cracking hit
Hard concrete stings, exploding shock waves thru ya
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Quaking thru ya - Aching to ya - Making sure ya
Cancel Zu - - - - - - - - - -- - - mba !
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Need something strong with some labeled proof
Dulls the pain from mouth to hoof
Put bag in, then speed wagon over to ya
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Men slide you onto stretcher, stare
Mark down check list - Clean underwear?
Heard thru faint lips - "ya do what Mamma schooled ya"
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Mamma's knew, yeah - Mamma's do, yeah - Mamma's rule, yeah
Sure came true - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yeah !
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E.T.A.'s - one minute,four; rushed to dark room, locked X-RAY door
Those tech's sure would confess - 'twas hard to move ya
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Please hold still ,leg 'til we're on the mark
Thank you Sir, for certain it smarts
If dem bones be cracked or broken - we'll know soon, huh?
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Achin' bruised one's - Shaken loose some - Breakin' news hon'
Takin' new - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --ones !
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Hook I.V. line, tape electrodes; tight knee socks
Squeezin' - good blood flows
It's just a waiver -blah, blahblah - won't sue ya
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Anesthesia man works his Voodoo
Masked rubber gloved, scrubbed surgeon viewed
Your charts 'n' graphs, he knew looked gnarly to ya
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Now they'll clue ya - How they'll do ya - Now they'll screw ya
Femur to - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ya !
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Snoring 'til God shakes you up, call comes in, get 'm off his butt
Rehab's at two, that walker's used, how cruel, huh?
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You lucky man , you will be alright, Bless everyone who's been so nice
You've been Sold on Oxycodone, orally to ya
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Hourly to ya - Hourly to ya - Inventory's - Fourty to - - - ya
Walgreens do ya - Refills to ya - End of Story
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HALLELU - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - JAH


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