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Song Parodies -> "Newbie 2004"

Original Song Title:

"Sorry 2004"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ruben Studdard

Parody Song Title:

"Newbie 2004"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

(A Newbie)

We're playing Bombing Run
My dumbass dropped the ball
(Why so early?)
My team was so enraged, I couldn't find the flag
(Damn, you Newbie)
I was defending my team's base without guns and no ammo
(Damn, you Newbie)
It's like playing Invasion while I took out my team
(Oooh damn, you Newbie)

Hey guys, I've been practicin' a couple weeks before
(You'll be practicing a couple more)
So here, let's go again - I think my training's done
(So be ready team)
On 2004 (a Newbie)

So here is my story of 2004
So you ain't got to boot me no more, this time
Just give me this one chance with a skin called "clear"
They worry (you're gay)
But I'm sorry (you loon)
Sorry (for those games) in case I do frag you
(Onslaught, Invasion, Assault and Team Deathmatch)
On Last Team Standing
I'm sorry (my story, 2004)

Though he's playing every night
He doesn't know he stinks
(What a Newbie)
It's like times when we've won
But he don't type 'Good Game'
(What a Newbie)
And then we're owning other teams
Then he dies and he ruins it
(What a Newbie)
And those times he passed the ball
To members of the red team
(DAMN, HE'S STUPID!)

But guys, he's been practicin' a couple weeks before
(He'll be practicing a couple more)
So here we go again - he thinks he's ready now
(So be ready team)
On 2004 (a Newbie)

So here is my story of 2004
So you ain't got to boot me no more, this time
Just give me this one chance with a skin called "clear"
They worry (you're gay)
But I'm sorry (you loon)
Sorry (for those games) in case I do frag you
(Onslaught, Invasion, Assault and Team Deathmatch)
On Last Team Standing
I'm sorry (my story, 2004)

I'm sorry for those times that I fragged you
Sorry from the bottom of my heart, and how they owned us then
Sorry when the game ends, sorry 'cause I'm laggin'
Sorry for the 'mates I hit, sorry 'cause my team is dead
Sorry for those ties
If we had more time
I'm the member you don't want
My performance, you don't like
"Why did you do", I tell you that I'm sorry team
(I'm sorry, I'm sorry)

Ooooh! [echo] wooh!
All our losses
And our rough times
I will disconnect
'Cause ya'll dont want to lose next time

So here is my story of 2004
So you ain't got to boot me no more, this time
Just give me this one chance with a skin called "clear"
They worry (you're gay)
But I'm sorry (you loon)
Sorry (for those games) in case I do frag you
(Onslaught, Invasion, Assault and Team Deathmatch)
On Last Team Standing
I'm sorry (my story, 2004)

So here is my story 'bout 2004, on UT2004
So here is my story 'bout 2004, on UT2004

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