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Song Parodies -> "Still Eating This Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Still Cleaning This Gum"

Original Performer:

Rodney Atkins

Parody Song Title:

"Still Eating This Gum"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Chewing gum should never be allowed in school. I've decided to write a parody about how gum shouldn't be allowed in school.
Picking gumballs on the table
Think I could pick but I'm not able, but then I did
I could begin to count the calories of the gumballs on my table that I have chewed.
I don't remember the cartoon Gumball, or the gummy bears candy. But there is one speech that teacher have never told me.
We won't chew gum cause it's bad we might have gum disease. So if you picked gum off the table well you might be stable.
Gum is bad for you it's not the Lew? But it looks real bad you can't be sad, makes you numb? Why don't you try and have Tum Tum. I'll see you when you get here then I'll be up all night, still Eating This gum. And now that I don't chew it, I have to chew things a little bit before I eat.
When I have went to the high school, I seem to have just one thing on his mind.
He's chewing gum so fast he won't be long before. I'll have to go carrying some groceries getting gum at the store!
We won't chew gum cause its bad we might have gum disease. so if you picked gum off the table when you might be stable.
Gum is bad for you It's not the Lew? But it looks real bad you can't be sad, makes you numb? Why don't you try have some Tum Tum? I'll see you when you get back I'll Probably be up all night still Eating This gum. Now it's all for sure, Nobody is gonna get caught. It's just some principal who doesn't allow gum in this school. And we don't chew gum cause its Bad we might have gum disease.
So if you picked gum off the table well you might be stable.
Gum is bad for you It's not the Lew? but it looks real bad you can't be sad, makes you numb? So why don't you try to have some of that Tum Tum? I'll see you when you get back I'll Probably be up all night still Eating This gum.


So guys, this is why chewing gum is a bad situation in school.

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Glenn - August 12, 2016 - Report this comment
like one big run-on sentence.

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