Song Parodies -> Sterilized
| Original Song Title: | "Paralyzed" |
| Original Performer: | Rock Kills Kid |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sterilized" |
| Parody Written by: | The Piano Minstrel |
#42. Some doctors are just misunderstood.
Why do kids think I'm so mean
Scream, whine, and shout, they cause a scene
I try to give them shots, you see
I put up, I put up
It won't make you bleed
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
It's only a needle
And it's sterilized
Passing out, faces green
You just need a quick vaccine
Measles gone, and no TB
Don't get up, don't get up
They're so hard to retrieve
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
Only a needle
And it's sterilized
They're terrified, they're terrified
And if you have to cope
You can close your eyes
This kid always has bad dreams
"Every doc sticking things in me"
Pull yourself together, please
Don't throw up, don't throw up
I'm not an old nanny
Arm is bared, needle's there
Wincing face and pulling hair
Look, it's just antibody
I'll give up, I'll give up
There's no reason to scream
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
Only a needle
And it's sterilized
They'd rather die, they'd rather die
The only thing I do
Is to save your life
Sterilized... sterilized...
Scream, whine, and shout, they cause a scene
I try to give them shots, you see
I put up, I put up
It won't make you bleed
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
It's only a needle
And it's sterilized
Passing out, faces green
You just need a quick vaccine
Measles gone, and no TB
Don't get up, don't get up
They're so hard to retrieve
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
Only a needle
And it's sterilized
They're terrified, they're terrified
And if you have to cope
You can close your eyes
This kid always has bad dreams
"Every doc sticking things in me"
Pull yourself together, please
Don't throw up, don't throw up
I'm not an old nanny
Arm is bared, needle's there
Wincing face and pulling hair
Look, it's just antibody
I'll give up, I'll give up
There's no reason to scream
It's sterilized, it's sterilized
Only a needle
And it's sterilized
They'd rather die, they'd rather die
The only thing I do
Is to save your life
Sterilized... sterilized...
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Don't know the original song but I can relate to this from the other side. I know it's an irrational fear but between the ages of 10 and 19, needles petrified me, so I'm sure there were lots of nurses out there thinking these exact things about me.
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Are You Nervous? album at Amazon.com
