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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Like You"

Original Song Title:

"Bum Like You"

Original Performer:

Robyn

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Like You"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

This is a bit like "Beauty and the Beast".
Your IQ score is no good
You think the sun is not a star
You should have my notebooks, guitar and your library card, too
At least you can read, one less to do

I am your tutor
I will find mnemonics
So you can recite

The hobbies you love
I'll make sure your numbers and facts are right
Let's do it right now

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

Flunked 6th grade Maths
And you choked
But that's alright
I passed it on my second try

Grammar? Poorly understood
Oh, that's not right
But you help me when I'm in a fight

You can make live art
I will sell all of them
For price that's right

You don't know enough
I will get the answer, just wonder why
Let's do it right now

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

Your IQ score is no good
You thought 'square' is the shape of tyres
But every single picture you drew: Lively and true
And you're my bodyguard-for-hire

You can draw, I'll sing
We can start an art house
I'll buy supplies

The hobbies you love
I'll make sure your numbers and facts are right
Let's do it right now

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

My newest thing to do
Is teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

Teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

Teaching some guy
Very dumb like you

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