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Song Parodies -> "Somethin' Silly"

Original Song Title:

"Somethin' Stupid"

Parody Song Title:

"Somethin' Silly"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid feat Saz

The Lyrics

Ah, its one of those love/hate relationships....mostly hate...
[Dumb Ass Kid]
I know you're quite upset
But dear why can't you just forget
The daft things I said
Coz if you don't stop putting
Pins and nails inside my pudding
Pretty soon i'll be dead

And afterwards I slip a sleeping pill inside the soup
You take a sip or two
And then I laugh as you collapse
Why'd you say somethin' silly like "I hate you"?

[Dumb Ass Kid]
You put poison in your pies
I still despise
The same leftovers served the night before
And though its sweet revenge for you
To me this whole damn thing
Has got way overboard

Put mousetraps in the cake
Then waited til you were awake
And then I fed you mouse poo
I told you they were raisins
Til you were sick into the basins
And your mouth turned blue

The time is right
For counciling
Lets go and see a councelor
For what to do
This whole damn was started by me saying somethin silly like "I hate you"

The time is right
Why do we fight
Its best if we forget before we're black and blue
But then you went and spoilt it all
By saying somethin' silly like "I hate you"

I hate you

[Dumb Ass Kid]
I hate you

I hate you

[Dumb Ass Kid]
I hate you

I hate you
(Repeat til fade)
Like this? Check out a full list of Dumb Ass Kids stuff by going to 'Parody Authors' and scrolling down. At the time this parody was put onto the site, I had 25 parodies. Saz also has a parody 'P.T.M.C. (Please Take My Cash)', submitted 30/04/05

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   2

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't! Sarah came round this morning so we wrote this
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

Woo-hoo, wacky stuff !
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ooops, sorry folks.... THIS parody IS on today's April 8th front-page.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for your vote, Johnny, but i can't help being a little scared by your comments... (backs away slowly)
Rex - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a line I heard from a comedian on TV a couple years ago: "I turned to my wife intending to say 'I love you' but what came out of my mouth was 'You b**ch! You ruined my life!'" You're doing quite well with the collaborations, DAK.
Rick Cormier - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, the pathos!
Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Giant-sized thank yous go out to both rex and rick!
Hypocrite Award Winner - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
You, who denigrate the defecation parodies, are saying...and I quote..."Fed you mouse poo". You hypocritical little shite. You get 1-1-1, for now and evermore, on every parody you write. ENJOY!!!!!
Vice President dip Cheney - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
H.A.W., you are just asking for trouble.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
No, they are wanting me to react, but i'm not going to. I'm above that. They want to sit and take tantrums and give 111s like little spoilt children, let them. Doesn't bother me. Do you seriously thing that I only care about what marks I get for my parodies? You're badly mistaken. Thank you for your vote
Josh 999 - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a spellcheck policeman, I don't seriously "thing" that at all. But I do "think" it. (Actually I don't think it; I agree with what you said.) Speaking as myself, I must say that this was a fantastic parody, even though I'm not too familiar with TOS. By the way, how do you know that the Vice President of the United States made a vote? All he did was comment.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The Vice President of the United States??!! Nobody said anything about the v.p. If you mean how did I know Hypocrite Award Winner voted, well, look at my votes bar - it aint hard. Also, HAW kinda confessed to voting 111
Josh 999 - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
The vice president of the United States did make a comment. April 09, 2005, 12:32:34 AM. See above. I was pointing out the fact that he made a comment, but he didn't say whether or not he voted.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, my bad. I got a bit confused. I was thanking Hypocrite Award Winner for their vote, not Vice President Dip Cheney.
Josh 999 - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
But I thought that your "No, they are wanting me to react..." comment was in response to the VP's comment. You must've overlooked it at first.

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