Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Don't Wanna Be A Cisco Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Be (A Superhero)"

Original Performer:

Roadrunner United

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Be A Cisco Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Samuel Jaworski

The Lyrics

They ping 20 times
And they spoof their IP
Windows popping up all over my computer screen
Those filthy hackers
Connecting at once
My main server is doomed
I quit! I’m done!

Some kind of admin come here and help me
On what legal form do you state your base fee?
So you could never do this!

I don’t want to be a Cisco teacher
Never really cared about my IP
I don’t want to be a Cisco teacher
I don’t care don't IM me
[end chorus]

They know my IP
They can open my drive
Norton Antivirus is going to die
Those filthy hackers
Pinging for fun
My webserver is doomed
No backup, I’m done

[chorus] x2

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 591