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Song Parodies -> "Fiesta (Molester)"

Original Song Title:

"Fiesta"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly and Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Fiesta (Molester)"

Parody Written by:

Gogo Gadget

The Lyrics

I wrote this out of anger that R. Kelly has not been punished for knowingly having sex with a minor!
(Jay Z- rap)
After the show then it's statutory and
After that a pre-teen named Lori and
While he's doing her he's taping it
After he's caught, it's a slap on the wrist!

Yes ma, that's right FIESTA
Party cause R. Kelly ain't going away.
You recognize rape, cops do too
But Kelly is rich, oh I thought you knew
Pop yo' daughter, but won't admit it,
But video tapes will prove that he did it,
Whoever come closest, you've been warned,
But girls don't get the picture till the innocence is gone
Make your way backstage, little girl it's on,

[Jay-Z & R. Kelly:]
And he'll be doin' it till 6 in tha mornin...

(R. Kelly singing)
In the back of the room with the girl
Video camera hidden from the girl
'Bout to rock her 12 yr old world
My my my my, give it up baby and I'll buy you new shoes
My my my my, gotta hurry up so we can get you back to school.
While ya'll got them grown-ups I'm f*cking with a pre-teen
Got my boys saying Kelly you're a big freak
Yeah, might seem strange, and I'm not gonna change
If her parents complain, then they'll get a new Range FIESTA!

Fiesta, (Molester), Fiesta
Fiesta, (Molester), Fiesta
Fiesta, (Molester), Fiesta

Switchin lanes in my 6 in the burbs,
I met a broad named Tasha from the burbs,
She was 12 when I moved into the burbs,
Now she's too old for me in the burbs,
I like to get 'em before they grow up,
Don't worry about the judges cuz I paid them, Sho nuff,
Ready to Woo like I'm fresh outta jizzail,
I need some Woo from all the kiddies on the DL,
My, my, my, my,
That's what I keep yelling to the kiddies by the pizzole,
My, my, my, my,
14 and under is how I like to lay my strizzoke,
While ya'll got them grown-ups I'm f*cking with a pre-teen
Got my boys saying Kelly you're a big freak
Yeah, might seem strange, and I'm not gonna change
If her parents complain, then they'll get a new Range FIESTA!

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unfoolish princess - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
It waz alrite BUT I JUS HAPPEN TO B 14 AND I LUV R.KELLY SO DON'T HATE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT HE MAKIN' SONGS EVERYBODY AND YO GRANDMA LUV ! OKAY DATS ALL I WANTED 2 SAY. LUV YA ! BYE BYE !
dave(laurne) - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was fricken funny because i no and the rest of the world noes that hes a homosexual and he rapes his moms dad !

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