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Song Parodies -> "Dote up a Monkey"

Original Song Title:

"Dote up a Cat"

Original Performer:

Rita

Parody Song Title:

"Dote up a Monkey"

Parody Written by:

Mitsuki

The Lyrics

I'm sure you're all aware of the Engrish hentai game song "Dote up a Cat". Well, me being my random self, made my own version about monkeys and apes. For those of you who haven't heard the original and are commenting on the bad grammar, please pay extra attention to the word ENGRISH.
Eek Eek they are twins of Marmaset.
Eek Eek difference is color of a tail.
Eek Eek she's a sensitive chimpanzee.
Ook Ook she hangs on branches, high and low.
Give me a banana.
Show me a termite mound.
Do you like monkeys?
I like monkeys too!
Eek Eek she's a spectacled Rhesus monkey.
Ook Ook screech at night and dream in day.
Crazy circus acts.
Poking the termite mound.
Eating some bugs.
I'm starved, I could use a few!
Please let me climb in your trees, darling.
Please fill me with fruit full to overflowing.
I smell so bad but I want you to forgive me.
Love love love me please please dote up a monkey!
Eek Eek Gorillas, tamarins and chimpanzees.
Ook? Ook? Let's give you a banana.
Eek Eek you have only to peel tenderly.
Ook Ook it work miracle to eat banana.
Ooh ooh Aah! You're a street performer.
I'm on your shoulder.
Let hear accordion song!
Eek Eek ooh ooh ah ah ah!
I'm a primate, I eat bugs, I throw poop, I throw it at you!
Yeah!

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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 11

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Dragon-Eyes - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't believe it. I LOVE the original one, but... I actually SANG the song... xDDDDDDDDDDD Keep up the good work. *thumb up*
ShadowBlaze0 - November 18, 2008 - Report this comment
That actually wasnt half bad....

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