-> "Dote up a Monkey"
Original Song Title:
"Dote up a Cat"
Original Performer:
Rita
Parody Song Title:
"Dote up a Monkey"
Parody Written by:
Mitsuki
The Lyrics
Eek Eek they are twins of Marmaset.
Eek Eek difference is color of a tail.
Eek Eek she's a sensitive chimpanzee.
Ook Ook she hangs on branches, high and low.
Give me a banana.
Show me a termite mound.
Do you like monkeys?
I like monkeys too!
Eek Eek she's a spectacled Rhesus monkey.
Ook Ook screech at night and dream in day.
Crazy circus acts.
Poking the termite mound.
Eating some bugs.
I'm starved, I could use a few!
Please let me climb in your trees, darling.
Please fill me with fruit full to overflowing.
I smell so bad but I want you to forgive me.
Love love love me please please dote up a monkey!
Eek Eek Gorillas, tamarins and chimpanzees.
Ook? Ook? Let's give you a banana.
Eek Eek you have only to peel tenderly.
Ook Ook it work miracle to eat banana.
Ooh ooh Aah! You're a street performer.
I'm on your shoulder.
Let hear accordion song!
Eek Eek ooh ooh ah ah ah!
I'm a primate, I eat bugs, I throw poop, I throw it at you!
Yeah!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 3.1 | |
How Funny: | 3.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.2 | |
|
Total Votes: | 11 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 3 | |
| 4 | |
| 3 | |
|
| 2 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 4 | |
| 3 | |
| 5 | |
|
| 5 | | 2 | |
| 4 | |
| 2 | |
|