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Song Parodies -> "Monty Python's The One"

Original Song Title:

"Audience Of One"

Original Performer:

Rise Against

Parody Song Title:

"Monty Python's The One"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Wrightly

The Lyrics

I can still remember
The Absurdness of those gents
As we watched them it still lingers
In tears from what they meant
They ran into each other
They wouldnt even go near
the rabbit looked so harmless
But it fed off our fear

We ran like wusses even though we toted guns
even now we have to say
just run away
we have to get the bomb
the most confusing countdown we'll probly do it wrong
But where does that thing come from ?
A show of hands from those who remeber this one
Monty Python ?

Stupidity consumes us
As imbeciles lne up
the audience watches
the contestants seem so lost
i rented it and watched it
then i watched it on T.v
we rose up in atonement
theirbheads empty

i cut down a tree for you and now you want a shrub
You gave neit iness away

i sleep all day
and work when the moons gone
vut down what has grown with my trusty tip thats doved
by the way
where'd the hand bag come from ?
A matching bra and panties would work for this here one
lumber jack song ?

its fun to say, how can it be not
the life of brian, while they smoked pot
We ate the minstrels but the show went on
sir robbins brave, but the wheels turned on

he ran away
Now monty pythons gone
Maybe we've outgrown all the things that we once loved
but werent the shows so fun
I show'd all of my frends and they said i was spun
Monty python

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Mark Scotti - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Python RULES!!!!! Five killer rabbits your way...
kevin - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark i'm a huge fan of monty python and the we ran away line as soon as i heard it fit perfectly
Harry - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
good one, ole sport...ay, know what i mean? know what I mean?! nudge nudge...No you have to say dog kennel to Mr. Lambert otherwise he puts a bag over his I've got to stand in the tea chest and give you a few fivers...

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