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Song Parodies -> "Sell Me Glasses"

Original Song Title:

"Sell Me Candy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sell Me Glasses"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sell me glasses like it’s summer when it’s melting in my hands
I know you’re around like the big great man
I can hear you calling, whisper something in my time
You're sweet like big words, tell me what I wanna hear
I’m weak by your touch and when it’s melting on my mouth
I run through my body when you lick my lips
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good spoil me fresh to the core

Talk to me
Take care of my dreams
All I need
Is you beside me
It’s very good
Just let it be
If words can speak
Then baby sell it to me

Sell me glasses, sell me DVDs, sell me cookies, sell me snacks
What’s the charge? What’s the cost?
(I’m the daddy)… you the boss.

[Verse 2]
You could be a professional, boy you make a sale
I try to resist but every time I succeed
The one temptation that I gotta want to work
The running through my body now you’re knocking at my door
A thin little kiss and your call is really good
But the shawty that you’re rocking is nothing like me
You’re selling me a fantasy that I want to explore
It sounds so good spoil me fresh to the core (you know…)



[Verse 3]
I wanna play… more than you be good
So don’t you leave… and don’t you go
I want it all… until time suceeds
His arms… I want to roam
I want to love… give him my trust
I want to live… for both of us
I want to breathe you… lay on your shoulder
I want to warm you… when nights get hotter
I want love… love… love
I want love… love… love



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