-> "Pete Wentz (keep it in ya pants)"
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"Pete Wentz (keep it in ya pants)"
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I'm agressive when just one thought of THAT comes up
i'm gonna dress him coz he just cant keep his zip done up
He's got me stressing, every time i click on his picture
Cuz every moment gone i'm gonna dis you
Heres a question, and your too dense to answer
When you sent it, boy did you know she was an exotic dancer
You made her shaken up, couldn't stop laughing
But she couldn't control herself, passed it on to someone else
Chorus: S.O.S please someone help he, its not healthy for it to look like
Y.O.U Wentz, proud you got hard, what do you bet it took all night?
Bridge: Pete Wentz please keep ot inside your pants
Cuz no one wants to see it
Except for you 12 year old teeny fans
Yeah they got no brains, year they're losin it (X4)
Just one glance and i second guess my sanity
Yes its a lesson that I shoulda checked the stupid article
My tummys up in knots so as i see you I need to chuck
Your common sense went out the door when you sent it to that whore
'Take me!' who the hell would want you, right?
Unless they were 12 and didn't know wrong from right
I'm over you, got no talent in what you do
Boy, you keep me laughing with all the stupid shit you do
Boy, you know you got me feeling queezy
And boy, that shot was enough with no words spoken
I said boy, I'm telling you, you got me queezy
I don't know what to do, its true
I'm dissing you like crazy, i'm begging you
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