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Song Parodies -> "TV-holic"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"TV-holic"

Parody Written by:

Sean Lee (non-asian)

The Lyrics

Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... My eyes kinda hurt from all this TV
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like... nevermind

Obsessive Compulsive is the disorder of "Monk"
"Andy Millonakis" is nearly as pointless as "Punk'd"
Never missed "Simpsons" seen every "Batman" "Jay Leno"
"The Today Show" "Good Morning" and "The Daily Show"
"Beavis and Butthead" and "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
"Sanford and Son" and "Walker Texas Ranger"
Can watch both "Star Trek" and "Next Generation"
Go to sleep with "Chappelle" wake up with "Saved by the Bell"

"Hogan Knows Best", one messed up family
Switch over to E!... And then "The Simple
Life" CMT has "Dukes of Hazzard"
Then I watch some, old "Magnum P.I."
I love "Lost", and that "Drew Carey"
And "Dawson's Creek"... And then "The Surreal
Life" MTV has "The Real World"
Some "Idol" and "Wheel of Fortune" with Vanna White

I just love those "Beverly Hillbillies"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
I'm so in love with Crissy from "Three's Company"
It's on my TV and I'm watching it
I addor "Little House on the Prairy"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
Simply enjoy to watch "All in the Family"
It's on my TV and I'm watching it

Have DVD's of hits like "Sex and the City"
Even bombs like "Munsters" and "The Addams Family"
Whatever happened to those girls that were on "The Facts of Life"
I caught one on "Howard Stern" just right after "Pimp my Ride"
Call on me (Barker) I'd love to be on "Price is Right"
With a guy like me they'd still be "Desperate Housewives"
Some "Baywatch" too, and then "King of the Hill"
Twelve o'clock my soaps come on and soon after is "Dr. Phil"

Oh "Bob Ross", and that "Bill Cosby"
"Jeff Foxworthy"... "Home Improvement"
"M*A*S*H" is on (Mash yes Mash!) Halmark
"Full House", "Wings", "Rosanne", and "Cheers" is on Nick@Night

I despise that woman from "The Weakest Link"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
The Afternoon Lifetime movie then "The Nanny"
It's on my TV and I'm watching it
My favorite game show's probably "Jeopardy"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
Who won the most would have to be that Ken Jennings
It's on my TV and I'm watching it

Flip, I'm crazy about that "Gilligan"
Flip Flip, and then a little "Married... With Children"
Flip Flip Flip, staying up with "David Letterman"
"Springer Show" and "Get Smart", "South Park"
And old reruns of "Bob Newhart"

"Apprentice",hate "Friends" and"Joey"
"Night Gallery"... enjoying some "Stargate"
"Twilight Zone" and "Green Acres" (can't get enough of the Twilight Zone tell ya, baby!)
To know what's gonna come on I'll grab a TV guide

I've joined the fan clun for "I Love Lucy"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
Morning, Afternoon, and Night "I Dream of Jeannie"
It's on my TV and I'm watching it
FX got "30 Days" and "Rescue Me"
If it's on the tube I'll be watching it
I've wasted life sitting watching my TV
Got my remote and I'm flipping it

Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala Oh
Oh oh

(FLIP!)

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Pacing: 4.3
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Agrimorfee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
A real whizbang opening verse. Why did you say you hate The Weakest Link lady, but you still watch it? I'm out of the loop, who's "Bob Ross"? I don't know the song well enough to judge for pacing, so I won't vote, but this is a fine addition to the pantheon of "TV list" parodies.
Sean Lee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, you silly, i said i despise the woman from the weakest link, not hate her; you should be more exact with your complaints. And I was sure that nobody would know who Bob Ross was, so I will tell you. Bob Ross is the guy with the big afro that paints, on like PBS or something.
Sean Lee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I've counted 73 shows named in this, i think thats more than Weird Al's "Couch Potato"
Agrimorfee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I suppose it's true that many people watch a show just because they hate (or DESPISE ;) ) the host or a certain character. Wonder if you also beat the TV show count for Al's "Can't Watch This", "Syndicated Inc." or "Brady Bunch"?
Sean Lee - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeh, I think I did. Those are great songs, I love "I can't watch this" My favorite of Al's is "Headline News" though I dont know why?
ME23 - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sean Lee (non-asian) does yet another great one..big fan here Mr. Lee

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