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Song Parodies -> "Fruitella"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Fruitella"

Parody Written by:

RosstoferWho?

The Lyrics

a song about everyone's favourite badman sweet.
go in the shop, it's just a quick stop
I don't know what I want, maybe this will be long
I might get mountain dew, or a bottle of coke or two
I want some aero mint, but I am too skint

when I stop at the at the petrol station
or any kind of shop location
there's really one thing that I want
couldn't put it in a bolder font
I just want something to eat
oh look there's that badman sweet
don't think I can make it any clearer
man I really love fruitella

no chewits or starburst, I go for fruitella first
they may be similar, but they are simpler
some of them are chocolate filled, this really got me thrilled
but blackcurrant is the best, forget about all the rest

when I stop at the at the petrol station
or any kind of shop location
there's really one thing that I want
couldn't put it in a bolder font
I just want something to eat
oh look there's that badman sweet
don't think I can make it any clearer
man I really love fruitella

if there's no fruitella left
I have to result to theft
it makes me sad; it makes me feel really bad all night
I got arrested for a day, cuz I wasn't gunna pay (when I)

when I stop at the at the petrol station
or any kind of shop location
there's really one thing that I want
couldn't put it in a bolder font
I just want something to eat
oh look there's that badman sweet
don't think I can make it any clearer
man I really love fruitella

badman sweet
oh yeah it’s a badman sweet
a lovely treat, so nice to eat
badman sweet
oh yeah it’s a bad man sweet
a lovely treat, so nice to eat

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