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Song Parodies -> "Twitter Obsessed"

Original Song Title:

"Russian Roulette"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Twitter Obsessed"

Parody Written by:

Kle Shay

The Lyrics

YouTube.com/ImReallyWhiteYo
Take a step, take a pee
Time to tell, everybody
Lost some weight, you fell asleep
I’m so done, with your dumb tweets
You need some help, need control
Oh you just blinked, go find your phone

[Chorus]
And that’s why you should stop tweeting
You’re starting to get obsessed
Must be mesmerized with all that reading
Honestly we’re not impressed
So just quit the Twitter

Stalk John Mayer, Michael Phelps
Whenever they write
You don’t exhale
You’re such a twit, you need to stop
You’re turnin into a huge Twat

[Chorus]

He’s found the gayest way to spend life
I guarantee this guy, will tweet whenever he dies
So obsessed that you’d probably lose your mind
Or jizz in your pants if anyone ever replied

[Chorus]
YouTube.com/ImReallyWhiteYo

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carly_carlz - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Twitteriffic! 555 is the new 140.

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