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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Disturbia"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea"

Parody Written by:

Nathan Elia

The Lyrics

What’s wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I’m really gassy now

Lots of gas, in my butt, can’t even get it started
Nothing heard, from my farts, can’t even hear over it
On my loo, in my home, don’t wanna think about it
Feels like I’m going insane, yeah

It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep out of the butt and consume you
A disease of the butt, it can control you
It’s too foul for comfort

Put on your gas masks, you’re in the city of gas
Ain’t gonna play nice, watch out you might just go under
Better think twice, your sense of smell will be altered
So if you must smell it be wise

Boy, have I got diarrhea, it’s like the farting is right
Diarrhea, it is scaring me right now
Diarrhea, ain’t used to what you like
Diarrhea, diarrhea

Faded toilet seats on the wall, like they’re talking to me
Disconnecting on all calls, I really need to go poop
I gotta figure this poop out
It’s too foul for comfort

It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep out of the butt and consume you
A disease of the butt, it can control you
I feel like a monster, oh

Put on your gas masks, you’re in the city of gas
Ain’t gonna play nice, watch out you might just go under
Better think twice, your sense of smell will be altered
So if you must smell it be wise

Boy, have I got diarrhea, it’s like the farting is right
Diarrhea, it is scaring me right now
Diarrhea, ain’t used to what you like
Diarrhea, diarrhea,

Release me from this curse I’m in
Trying to hold it, but I’m struggling
I can’t not go-o-o
I think I’m gonna poo, poo, poo, poo

Put on your gas masks, you’re in the city of gas
Ain’t gonna play nice, watch out you might just go under
Better think twice, your sense of smell will be altered
So if you must smell it be wise


Boy, have I got diarrhea, it’s like the farting is right
Diarrhea, it is scaring me right now
Diarrhea, ain’t used to what you like
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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Cody Slusher - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I was fixing to do that! No fair! But still funny. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Holy sh*t

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