Verse 1:
I took her tart, it gave her a broken heart
Because I took her food, how could I be so rude?
She goes to the bakery, “can I have a cake please”
“Yes 3 tiers should be fine, actually make it n-I-I-ne”
Because

Chorus:
When her chins roll, they roll together,
And she smells a lot like cheddar,
Yeah she smells a lot like cheese,
Kelly Jackson, take a shower please,
Now she’s eating more than ever,
She’s too big to live forever,
Kelly, just stop eating please,
Cuz you really smell like cheese,
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh
Won’t you stop eating please?
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Verse 2:
These fatty foods get her in a good mood
But when the veg is served, her stomach gets unnerved
When she has beans a lot, it makes her want to fart
She tried to hold it in, she let rip the stinky thi-I-I-ing
Because

Chorus:
When her chins roll, they roll together,
And she smells a lot like cheddar,
Yeah she smells a lot like cheese,
Kelly Jackson, take a shower please,
Now she’s eating more than ever,
She’s too big to live forever,
Kelly, just stop eating please,
Cuz you really smell like cheese,
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh
Won’t you stop eating please?
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Bridge:
She talks about lots of things,
And has mega bingo wings,
Yes they’re extreme,
She keeps drinking double cream, all night
So she’s gonna eat a little more,
Eating, for her, never’s a chore-ore
Because

Chorus:
When her chins roll, they roll together,
And she smells a lot like cheddar,
Yeah she smells a lot like cheese,
Kelly Jackson, take a shower please,
Now she’s eating more than ever,
She’s too big to live forever,
Kelly, just stop eating please,
Cuz you really smell like cheese,
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh
Won’t you stop eating please?
Ease-ease-ease eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Outro:
She’s eating (eating)
Yeah she keeps eating
What do’ you expect,
It’s Kelly
She’s eating (eating)
Yeah she keeps eating
What do’ you expect,
It’s Kelly