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Song Parodies -> "Rihanna"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Rihanna"

Parody Written by:

Chasing Pink Elephants

The Lyrics

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Rihanna" (Umbrella by Rihanna) Parody

In the charts.
shes taking all the parts.
all the rap and r n' b.
her songs are scaring me.
but now she has returned.
and so my stomach churns.
everyone is crazy.
but they just cannot see.

Because!

now shes more popular than ever.
singing songs about umbrellas.
i cannot hear her again.
lets do a team up wiyh fifty cent.
help me i just cannot stand her.
heres a hit and here's another.
i just cannot stand rihanna.
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)

I just cant get a break.
iv got another stomach ache.
i herd her new cd.
She is way worse than me.
i thought i could escape at work.
but along come some jerk.
turns on the radios.
shes on away she goes.

Because!

i just cannot survive
here tellin, me to "shut up and drive"
its another hit again.
please tell me when will then end.
id rather get hit with a hammer.
because i just cant stand her.
i just cannot stand rihanna.
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)

my girlfriends hooked, she is in.
rihanna 24/7.
some one help me (someone help me)
i cant stand this any more
im rolling on the floor..

Because!

now shes more popular than ever.
singing songs about umbrellas.
i cannot hear her again.
lets do a team up wiyh fifty cent.
help me i just cannot stand her.
heres a hit and here's another.
i just cannot stand rihanna.
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.
anna anna (who? who? who?)
i just can't stand rihanna.

your joking.
oh baby your joking.
somebody please help me, oh please help me.

your joking.
oh baby your joking.
somebody please help me, oh please help me.
© copywright 2008. Chasing Pink Elephants! www.chasingpinkelephants.page.tl

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Andria - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I, too, cannot stand Rihanna, and this parody is slightly more tolerable. 1s.
Christie Marie M - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't hate Rihanna, but I did like the way you wrote this parody. Interesting tribute, using Rihanna's OS to do a parody on her. There are some people I know who aren't very fond of her, either.
Flash Flood - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This is just awesome.

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