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Song Parodies -> "Miley Cyrus"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Miley Cyrus"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

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Miley, Miley
Miley Cyrus
I understand you got some success
But you are fuckin ugly
You sound like a man
And Id thank god, if I never had to see you again

And now I see these pictures, of you half-naked
Hey, youre only 16 years old, you need to stop
Because youre just lookin like a slut-bitch
I hope Mickey Mouse slaps you, you hoe

And Ill never know why all these little girls are so obsessed with you
They dont even recognize a skank when its right in their view
But by some miracle, I actually like some of your songs
Damn, I must be insane

[Hook:]
Cause now I feel like, oh
Youre the reason why Im slittin
My wrists when I listen to your CD
I guess thats what I get for checkin
The videos YouTube recommends for me

Next time I wanna hear some crappy
Music, Ill just listen to Paris Hilton
Cause you make my ears start to bleed

[Chorus:]
Thats why I hate Miley Cyrus
Cause she is annoying 2x
I cannot stand Miley Cyrus
Cause she is annoying 2x

Hey, hows your TV show goin?
I heard little 7 year olds cant get enough
Its so funny how high ratings you get
But maybe its on the wrong Station?
I dont think it should be playin on Disney
Instead it should be on Playboy
Cause judging by your pics on the computer screen
Your squeaky image is only a decoy

And Ill never know why all these little girls are so obsessed with you
They dont even recognize a skank when its right in their view
But by some miracle, I actually hate your songs
You make me wish I was gay

[Hook] [Chorus]

[Now Miley Is A/Now Cyrus Is A]

Hoe Hoe~

[Hook] [Chorus]

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, Mr. Washable, I have to agree with this whole parody. Miley Cyrus, along with child stars in general, seem to either be on a very fast trip to a rotten adult life that includes jail, rehab, detox, mental hospitals, and constant negative media attention, or have already reached that point. Just look at Britney Spears and the two side-by-side wreckages of her life and career! Here is a 4-5-4 vote.
GIBSON - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
whoever wrote this article or whoever web page this is need to get a life and you're ugly and you're jealous of miley so get a life you pig and you web page sucks
KISHA - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this page sux! miley is beautiful as hell and she's hottttt!!!!!.

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