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Song Parodies -> "SOB"

Original Song Title:

"SOS"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"SOB"

Parody Written by:

Cody Koykko

The Lyrics

Lalala lalala la la lala la OH
You know...I'm a pretty big hoe,
Lalala lalala la la lala Oh
Feels like...so real.

I'm obsessive with pot, I need on more puff,
I'm aggressive when I can't get the good stuff,
You got me stressing, I need a pill or two
"cause every moment wrapping more in tissue.
I'm the problem, and drugs are the answers
Just baggy some boy, and I'll be your lap dancer.
It's got me shaken up, the more I'm takin'
But I can't control myself, I don't need doctors' help.

B.R.B. eating some hash-brownies
I'm so wealthy...so in cash, I'll pay.
ABC's are so hard!
Need to take it, don't make me fight.
PHD what does that mean?
It's not healthy...I need'a get laid.
Y.E.S. crystal's the best.
It's got me tossing and turning and puking at night.

This time please someone come and drug me,
"Cause it's on my mind, like all of the time.
I'm high, wait did I just pee?
Drugs are killing me and I'm losing it.
This time no doctor's come and help me,
"cause im fine, just crashed into a stop sign.
I'm smashed, got me giggling uncontrollably
Got the best of me, at a low fee.

Just a sniff and I lose my sanity,
Yes it's a lesson, a druggie stole my virginity.
My tummy's up in knots, ecstasy is getting me hot.
My brain is out the door, can't seem to find a light. CRASH!
Take some, you know you'll feel good inside.
Take more, I OD-ed I could die tonight CHEER!
I love how cookies make me feel.
Man, I'm drugged from head to heel.

SOB would describe me,
I can barely see, is this real?
C.O.P.'s asking for driver's cards.
Damn, arrested cause I'm high as a kite.
(Bridge again)

Boy, you know you got me legs open
And boy, I love when I'm coke'in
I said boy, got drugs, I'm hoping?
I don't know what to do, it's true
I used to sniff glue
Tit's sagging.

N.E.Body come and bail me.
Cops beating me, I tried to run away.
Hit him with my forehead, hard.
A forehead by day, and a landing strip at night.

(Course again)

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Clucky The Chicken - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I found a some pacing problems, and it wasn't quite so good.

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