[Some chump beat off, knocked up wee youngster (a pregnancy)
Young one’s V-card gone via dumb luck (“Abstinence only, kids”)
Pro-gun teen mum, bun in the oven (GOP babies, wow)
Glum dumb repubs, fun-filled dysfunction]

No more bashing that Trig
(We get it - he’s retarded)
Why not hurt all her kids
With peevish leaks of gossip
Kid bride wife, unmade bed
Kick up a stink and shout it
Feel like annoying McCain? Yeah!

Disbelief from the right
Teen drama - taboo
Shit from creepers like Biden
And his doom crew
“Better keep it inside
We can’t abort, dude”
Iffy Roe v. Wade work

Send wedding invites
Bristol looks pretty in nun wear
Order cake, lights
Crotch armor, Bibles and lawn chairs
Dressed in off-white
Teen girl and boy at the altar
While her mom and father decide
On Palin’s Caesarean
In spite of marked, infringed-on rights: Caesarean
Palin‘s swearing in tonight, Caesarean
Great news - the slut’s pro-life!
Caesarean
Caesarean

Aides are bitchin’ and appalled
C-SPAN (and Fox!) distrusting
Get the press out - speech recalled!
Postponed? Pose with Marines
Blithe nods express doubt
War discussions? Sit out
Kids (and clothes) should come first

Getting grief ev’ry night
(Matt Damon* slams, too)
Doesn’t blink at headlights
Roadkill, like strewn moose
What a tease from the right
With ev’ry poll skewed
(Ah - the ones she danced on!)
oh, oh, oh, Oh, OH!

Foregone with stage fright
She sits and fidgets and mumbles
Feigns cliched lines
With pouts and smiles to recover
John McCain‘s vice
For babes who swallow his fodder
And dicks like Ann Coulter high-five
‘Cause Palin‘s Caesarean
A dictatorial attack, Caesarean
Tortures pundits with her rack, Caesarean
Hey, Brutus, stab her back
Caesarean
Caesarean

That greasy Gibson’s terse ques-tions
Tryin’ to explain the Bush Doc-tr-ine
“In what sense, cha-ha-ha-ha-ha-harles?
I think it’s um, uh, uh oh, is time-up?…”

Oh, what a snake bite
A fang-ed, spitting asp stunner
At McCain’s side
She’ll vouch for Right votes by hundreds
If it’s no dice
They won’t just plod to the slaughter
She’ll just make Obama resign
‘Cause Palin’s Caesarean
She’s like Ralph Fiennes in black and white (she’s Aryan)
Earrings, Nair, and monthly plights, ovarian
A-leutian Woman Reich
Barbarian?
Yeah, Sarah’s one!