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Song Parodies -> "Turn This Off"

Original Song Title:

"Take A Bow"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Turn This Off"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

(Oh no)
I’d like to choke you with gauze
(Crap)
This song’s my motivation
(Oh no… Drat!)
(Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad)

You sound so off right now
Blasted outside my house
By a couple Spanish guys
Who think you’re sexy, Don’t know why
Please, dudes turn it down

Don’t tell me it’s groovy, cause it sucks
Really stinks Rihanna thinks this rocks!

Can’t turn on my radio
Without this damn song showing
Stuck with country and disco
And Beethoven’s composing
Cause you’re no music pro
Thus I am complaining
It’s like a pig through (It’s like a pig through)
That’s why I turn this off

Yuck!

Umbrella’s a good song (Good song)
What drugs did you use? To go from catchy to wrong (To wrong)
Rihanna girl you got gonged!
As bad in Cleveland as Hong Kong
Sounds worse than Kim Jong

And don’t tell me it’s catchy, cause you’re nuts
Baby, If you think that it’s catchy you’re a Putz

Because this song really blows
Cause now it’s got me ranting
It fills me up with woe
Your voice is not enchanting
The music video
Looks like you spent a penny
The dark room of some Goth (Dark room of some Goth)
That’s why I turned this off

And the award for worst singer goes to you
For being on repeat on MTV
Awful to me
Let’s hear your screech, whoa!
How ‘bout a 12 hour pause
To calm my frustration

The chorus never goes
This song just keeps on going
No better than J-Lo
My headache keeps on growing
I need duct tape to show
I don’t need much explaining
So just turn and cough (So just turn and cough)
That’s why I turned this off

Whew! It’s over now!

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