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Song Parodies -> "Question Abstinence"

Original Song Title:

"Question Existence"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Question Abstinence"

Parody Written by:

uwannakno???

The Lyrics

This song is the story of my life right now...
First question first
Guess I wasn’t worth your while
Worth your worth
Wanted to see it more clearer*
Opened my eyes now I see
Waiting for me
Guess not easy

Wanted to work
Wishing that maybe
It got easier
You said, “It’s over”
Did I go berserk (yes)
But it taught me before I give in ask him this question first

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence

Brushed off the clues (Brushed off the clues)
Showing exactly what
I was to lose
Celibacy not an option to choose
Nor a V-card unused
Wanted to wait
Love turned to hate (Love turned to hate)
Felt the ensue
Could you care less how my heart broke in two (heart broke in two)
“I said ‘I’m not waiting’” is that your excuse? (Whoa)
Got a question, need answers that come straight from you is

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence

Dear Diary:
It’s Uwanna
Sex is more so for people who are in marriage
Not for teenagers
I’d pretty much rather act my own age
I don’t smoke, nor drink, nor swear
Miss goody two shoe some times
But when you’re being pressured
It may seem good
Luckily I have a good head on my shoulders
Cause who knows how it may have ended?
I my have had trust but
To him not enough
So I can love myself for real this time
And find out who I really am now

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence

Who am I saving for?
Willing to commit
Will it be you for sure?
Take me for granted
Question abstinence
* so what if it isn't a word

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