I've been hearing this song on the radio
And if you ask me if I like it, I will tell you no
It’s your favourite song in the world, you say?
I’d rather hear the original Blue Monday

BRIDGE
So if you hear it, turn it off, off, off
This music makes me wanna cough, cough, cough
I’ve heard it once and that’s enough, nuff, nuff
Just get rid off that stupid stuff, stuff, stuff

CHORUS
Gonna give old people a heart attack
It’s a song that’s crappier than Backstreet’s Back
Can you change the channel? Can you turn off the box?
If you can, then I hope we hear something that rocks
It’s even worse when I hear you try and sing along
Baby, you’re in control
Enough with this song

When it’s gone, I’ll eternally be praising the Lord
Rather hear fingernails on an old chalkboard
Record companies are stupid if they think they could
Rip off an 80’s track that’s perfectly good

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Cos they play that song, what I don’t like, (stop it, stop it)
Please stop…or hear gunshots
There’s no Cupid, this is stupid
You can’t be lucid
To put up with this song

BRIDGE

CHORUS