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Song Parodies -> "Salmonella"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Salmonella"

Parody Written by:

Silly Nelson Duncan

The Lyrics

This song has already been recorded and posted in the performance section. I JUST re-recorded it. It sounds a little better now. The same link will work or go to; www.soundclick.com/sillynelsonduncan , then click on "music." I record the songs before I post the lyrics to ensure the lyric timing is correct.
Rap-Z:
Ahuh Ahuh (Yuck, Nausea)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good food gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three . . . Antacids)
Ahuh Ahuh
I’m sick to the bone
This is lame, I am in pain and I ache, Bend over with a loud groan
The Doc is on the phone
Got Salmonella, I am under the weather, I’m not feelin’ better
Real sickly
Feelin’ Dismal, need Pepto Bismol, about a bottle everyday,
Today, Nausea is coming back
Diarrhea all the time
Sick to my stom-ach


Vers 1:
When did this illness start?
My stomach is torn apart
Worst case they’ve ever scene
When, I saw my Doc-tor
Baby cause in Wal-mart
Barfed in my shopping cart
And that’s when I need you there
To hold back my hair
Because

Refren:
When we have puked
We puke together
Told you I still have a fever
Must have been some bad chick-en
Take a look, it’s comin’ out both my ends
I’m gettin’ sick now more than ever
Mayonnaise left out on the counter
You can’t stand this Salmonella
You can’t stand this Salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(ella ella eck eck eck eck eck eck)

Vers 2:
This type of disease
Can come from not bein’ clean
When handlin’ Poultry
But, Reptiles can carry
So, you had better do your part
To always try re-al hard
Wash hands with a bar
Of soap and warm wa-ter
Because

Refren:
When we have barfed
We barf together
Staring at the toilet forever
I got a bacterial infection
Took a vote, we’re tired of food poison
Now I’m complainin’ more than ever
I’ll give up chicken forever
You can’t stand this Salmonella
You can’t stand this Salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(ella ella eck eck eck eck eck eck)

You feel like you’ll buy the farm
It’s okay you won’t be harmed
(You feel sickly)
(There’s no real vaccine, my love)
So, this illness is food borne
Wash those hands now even more
Because

Refren:
When we have Ralphed
We Ralph together
I still have a high temperature
Never be drinkin’ raw eggs again
Gave em’ up, I’ll always be cooking them
Need my gut pumped more than ever
Have to clean after each other
You can’t stand this Salmonella
You can’t stand this Salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(Ella ella eck eck eck)
Contracted salmonella
(ella ella eck eck eck eck eck eck)

Poison-ing
Food poison-ing
It’s all coming out of me
Coming out of me
Poison-ing
Food poison-ing
Baby, It’s coming out of me
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