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Song Parodies -> "Rihanna"

Original Song Title:

"Umbrella"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Rihanna"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Ok, so what's the deal with Rihanna and her random song titles? "Umbrella", "Pon de Replay", "S.O.S.", "Shut Up And Drive".....what, did she randomly flick through the dictionary for them? And "Unfaithful", please, the title word is hardly even used in the song.....with this in mind, I think it's high time we show just how random she is....by parodying it, of course!
Uhuh, uhuh (cheater, Rihanna)
Uhuh, uhuh (good girl gone mad)
Uhuh, uhuh (take these, medication, ho)
No cows in the stove
Let's complain, I hide the brain in the tank
From the -ary to the diction-
Where there's clowns in the road
We knock some Stellas
And drink-drive together
And she's high on ether
You don't see, a speculation of such ridiculation
Song hits are all random, eh?
Hey, her head's at the back
Been missing since sunrise,
Rihanna, where's it at?

You had a car
But then you had to fart
Roll down the window, please
My breath can't hold that far
Maybe, but there's a shark
Let's walk it through the park
That's when you need some hair
Because you're bald as bare

Because,
When the rum dries, it's tight as leather
Though I'm still light, just like a feather
Said we'll never meet again
Took a boat that I'm sailing out to the end
Now they're complaining more than ever
How my words don't match each other
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna,
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

These heavy things
Will never come into threes
It's part of my destiny
And my virginity
Just popping down into Spar
When the world has blown apart
But my head is hard
Remember, I'll send a card

Because,
When the rum dries, it's tight as leather
Though I'm still light, just like a feather
Said we'll never meet again
Took a boat that I'm sailing out to the end
Now they're complaining more than ever
How my words don't match each other
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna,
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

You can run into the farm
It's ok, it be the barn
Come in and see
(There's no) preferrence between my words
So gonna let my brains bore
All the audience and more

Because,
When the rum dries, it's tight as leather
Though I'm still light, just like a feather
Said we'll never meet again
Took a boat that I'm sailing out to the end
Now they're complaining more than ever
How my words don't match each other
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna,
Someone tell me what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh, what is wrong with Rihanna-anna-anna
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

(Complaining-plaining, oh, they're complaining-plaining,
Baby, give in to me, give in to me)
btw, just so you know, the lyrics are supposed to be random crap, which emphasizes my point.....if you need me to explain, just say so in a comment and I'll elaborate

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Jason - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Supper Funny... ^^
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job making fun of her writers and herself in general. However, her music video would be better if we threw girls in white T's outside of her umbrella... giggity giggity goo all right! Nice work, 555 from me.
Jhyzone - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
somewhat funny lolz!
kate54 - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
fab!!

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