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Song Parodies -> "An Infant"

Original Song Title:

"Unfaithful"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"An Infant"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

In life, problems arrive that we have no say towards, in this case..all the problems came from within.
Story of a slut
Searching for some cash
But it keeps escaping me
Sorrow in my chest
Cause it seems these pimps
Really love my company

They pay some better cash
And this means more good food
The reason that I sell myself
But dough is rollin in
And I'm livin so well
to him I just can't stay true

And I know that he knows I'm a dumb ho
And it kills him inside
To know that I am skanky with all of those guys
He is so disgusted

I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant

I smell the air so sweet
As I straighten my weave
Preparing for an orgy soon
A tap upon my chest
He pays less than the rest
So I can't cater unto him
I say I'll make a deal
Just buy a decent meal
And I will give him some of me
A lie I love to sell
To make my life go well
Selling corny terminology

And I know that he knows I'm a dumb ho
And it kills him inside
To know that I am skanky with all of those guys
He is so disgusted

I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant

My sex, his grief
I should just take a knife, and slip it in my back
Get er done now
I don't wanna be a hoochy
No more (for some time)

I don't wanna sell me anymore
I don't wanna be a treacherous ho
Every time I limp out the door
I see him look at me with sorry eyes
I don't wanna get an STD
I don't wanna live a strenuous life
I don't want to get...
An infant (a baby)

Nah, nein, non
Ok yeah yes yah

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Diana - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice parody. I don't find it particularly funny, but I don't think it was meant to be. The pacing for the bridge, chorus, and some other parts are excellent and the idea expressed worthwhile. The start was just a bit shaky though, particularly because the last three lines in stanza one seem to contradict the first three lines. But nice.

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