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Song Parodies -> "Pon De Cheesecake"

Original Song Title:

"Pon De Replay"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Pon De Cheesecake"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

chorus x2]
Come Mrs DJ song pon de cheesecake
Come Mrs. DJ won't you turn the oven up?
On the bwoys pon de kitchen wantin some more what
Come Mrs. DJ wont you turn the oven up

[Verse: 1]
It goes 450˚ then 552°
Everybody on the chicken let me show you how we do
Lets go dip it low, then you bring it up slow
Wind it up 1 time, Wind it back once more

Bake Bake Bake Bake
Everybody move (bake)
Lemme see you bake and
Rock it til' the cheesecake
Shakes it to the music of the sun (Sun)
Everybody in the club give me these buns (Buns)
If you ready to bake say (Yeah Yeah)
One time for your mouth say (Yeah Yeah)
Well i'm ready for ya
Come let me show ya
You want to bake the jelly cheesecake

chorus x2]
Come Mrs DJ song pon de cheesecake
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven up
On the bwoy pon de kitchen wanti some more wat
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven

Hey Mrs.
Please Mrs. DJ
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the oven up
(Hey Mrs) Hey Mrs.
Please Mrs. DJ
Tell me if you hear me,
turn the oven up

[Verse 2:]
It goes 450° then 552°
Everybody in the kitchen let me eat it when im through
Let the heat from the ovvy run through your tummy
Move both ya hands and run through the pans

Bake Bake Bake Bake
Everybody move (bake)
Lemme see you bake and
Rock it til' the cheesecake
Shakes it to the music of the sun (Sun)
Everybody in the club give me these buns (Buns)
If you ready to bake say (Yeah Yeah)
One time for your mouth say (Yeah Yeah)
Well i'm ready for ya
Come let me show ya
You want to bake the jelly cheesecake

[chorus x2]
Come Mrs. DJ song pon de cheesecake
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven up
On the bwoy pon de kitchen wantin some more wat
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven up

(x2)
Hey Mrs(hey mrs)
Please Mrs DJ
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the oven up (turn the oven up right now)

Okay everybody eat it if ya feel me
Get your forks and spoons ready

Everybody eat it if ya feel me
Come and get your forks and spoons ready

Everybody eat up if ya feel me
Let your fatness go below me

Everybody eat up if ya feel me
Come and let yur fatness go below me

(x2)
Come Mrs DJ song pon de cheesecake
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven up
All the bwoy pon de kitchen wantin some more wat
Come Mrs DJ won't you turn the oven up

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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Stinky Marshmellow - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
444 this meets the pacing...pretty well its just a few verses..but hey its still awesome and its funny too :D
Fart in a box - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I really hate Pon de whateverthehell. Tihs parody = HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
helga - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Teehee, Pon De Cheesecake. 455. I love the "everybody on the chicken!" part.
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Cheesecake. Somebody's whatever watched way too much Food Network or "Golden Girls" I hate Rihanna songs random and all bull. 455.

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