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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Gay"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Mate"

Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Gay"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Okay, I know there have been a lot of Larry Craig parodies on this site already, but I just had to try one of my own...
I'll tell you what I think, your feet sure look fly
What say we share a stall, just the two of us guys
Oh no, you're really a cop, an undercover spy
You can't do that, I'm a senator, aren't I?

'Cause I'm not gay and I have never been
No I'm not gay and I have never been
And though I tapped my foot in the room for men
I'm not gay and I have never been

And I'm not gay and I have never been
No I'm not gay and I have never been
And thought I tapped my feet in the room for men
I'm not gay and I have never been

I'll tell you what I think, that cop is a jerk
He told a great big lie and now I'm out of work
He gave you a ticket once, didn't he, man?
Let's meet in Concourse C, I'll be wearing white Vans

I'm not gay and I have never been
No I'm not gay and I have never been
And though I tap my foot in rooms for men
I'm not gay and I have never been
Finally, a parody of a RSF song that ISN'T "I'm Too Sexy"!

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Tommy Turtle - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually, there's one with this exact same title: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2302.shtml But there's always room (in the stall) for one more! (and welcome to AIR)
Hu's On First - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy.
Tommy Turtle - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Feel free to read and comment at the one linked above (it was mine), if you like.

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