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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Wants To Be Bony"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Wants To Be Lonely"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin & Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Wants To Be Bony"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In my opinion, this parody sucks haha, but I just thought I'd give it a shot in here. And this is about someone I know, so people don't get mad at me please.
There you are
In the dining room
And you're all alone
Pigging out on jello

You look like a bull
And I lost the will to eat
'cause you smell like mayo

You cause huge shadows
Don't eat meat
Don't eat meat
But you say that

Nobody wants to be bony
Nobody wants to diet
Your body longs for a reduce
It's got too much inside
I get nauseous and I'm hurling away
And I feel I'll be scarred all of my life
Nobody wants to be bony
But why, why don't you stop with the food
(why... why)

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Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 3

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