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Song Parodies -> "Living Da Vida Santa (As sung by The Elves who have gone Wild)"

Original Song Title:

"Livin Da Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Living Da Vida Santa (As sung by The Elves who have gone Wild)"

Parody Written by:

Diva

The Lyrics

What exactly made those Elves go wild? In an exclusive interview with Santa's little helpers; they cited years of abuse and poor working conditions. Christmas may never be the same, again.....
{ Latin Horn Intro }

He's into secret missions--Back packs and chimney walls
Keeps up an old tradition--Can't shop the online malls
He flies to many nations--Low tech by lantern light
Has mean disposition--Its hell that Christmas flight

{ tempo change }
He makes us dust his clothes off
In an old jalopy sleigh
He'll make you live his crazy life
Wear a mullet and don't shave
That power trip he craves

Up fly- throw toys out--Living da vida Santa
Swoosh- and you'll fall out--Living da vida Santa
Hits our little heads--Using a candy poker
Tyrant, all in red--Living da vida Santa
( we're pawns )
Living the vida Santa
( till dawn )
Living da vida Santa

Held up in New York City--Old Claus had an awful smell
Belched up the milk and cookies--Made room for the muscatel

He's always shouting orders
And treats us as his slaves
The work is overwhelming
He won't use a Fed-x plane
Old Chris, the guy's insane

Let's buy E-bay out--Living da vida Santa
Go ahead and pout--Living da vida Santa
Give old Nick his meds--Fall asleep on the sofa
Tyrant all in red--Living in da vida Santa
(he's gone)
Living da vida Santa
(till dawn)
Living da Vida SANTA!






The plug: www.elvesgonewild.com

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Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I had an Elva time with that one Diva!
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Diva! 555! LOL!

Here's one of the Santa limericks I composed years ago for a friend's holiday party - every party-goer was asked to bring at least one holiday-themed limerick......here's one of the limericks I brought to her party:

Santa's sex life was something worth mocking
'Til Viagra made it quite shocking
Now he keeps for himself
A concubine elf
And has no trouble stuffing his stocking

Adagio - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva...that's one mean Santa, but one good song. And look out for JD...he's weird lately!
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
heh heh heh I'm on the hunt I'm after you heh heh heh ;-)
Diva - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I sould add, that the Elves were dancing the Saulsa and shaking their little green bums, during this performance. I think Spaffy would get a kick out of that, don't you? =D
Leah Lockhart - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva, this is awesome!! I always wondered how Santa paid the elves and then found out they just work for free. Bastard.
Agreed - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!... I think I can identify with the elves on that issue, Leah!
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Jolly good!
Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for your votes and comments! =) . I'd like to see Spaff.com have a successful season with that CD.
Spaff.com - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
The real reason Santa bases his operations at the North Pole is to circumvent child labor laws. Niiice job, Diiiva! I love it. And thanks for the plug.
Santa Claus - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's see: "Diva...Naughty!"
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
And not in a good way! Though Wild Man would be a better judge of that!
Diva - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry Michael,... I was born to be mild. If you wan't some real action; may I suggest that, you get the jiggy-dancing going with the elves.
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The last time I tried to get with an elf, the lead singer of Aerosmith tried to kill me. (A bone thrown to... Whoops, that might be considered a sex reference... A sop thrown to the Ring-bearers!)
Leah Lockhart - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Laugh-ing my-as*-off! Readin' what Diva wrote us! (Sorry, had to do it)
Diva - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leah. Michael likes to harass people, but I say, right back atcha. He's had such fun dancing the saulsa with thease elves; he went south, and danced with a few penguins too! In retrospect I'd said he's probably gone Bi-polar, as of this writing.
Adagio - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe, Diva :D
Melhi - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I laughed when I read it, in spite of my elf. :) Great job, Diva!

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