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Song Parodies -> "Anna Kournikova"

Original Song Title:

"Livin La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Anna Kournikova"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

this song is self explanitory It is an ode to one of the best tennis playaz around
She's into competition
Prince raquets and tennis balls
I feel a premonition
Those William sisters are gonna fall

She's into new sensations
New kicks at Wimbledon
She's got a new addiction
out on that tennis court

She'll make you keep on watchin
that tennis match over again
even if Monica Seles won
yeah she does not feel the pain
I guess she is insane

Upside inside out
She's Anna Kournikova
She'll want another round
she's Anna Kournakova
the clay courts devil red
the match is like a game of poker
She beats Venus now
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova

US open in New York City
the grass court what a thrill
Shes won the first 2 sets now
Serena lose she will

She always drinks the water
And thinks Martina Hingis so lame
Once you've had a loss from her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane

Upside inside out
She's Anna Kournikova
She'll always want another round
she's Anna Kournakova
the clay courts devil red
the match is like a game of poker
She beats Venus now
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova

She'll make you keep on watchin
that tennis match over again
even if Monica Seles won
she does not feel the pain
I guess she is insane

Upside inside out
She's Anna Kournikova
She'll always want another round
she's Anna Kournakova
the clay courts devil red
the match is like a game of poker
She beats Venus now
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova
She's Anna Kournikova
just enjoy

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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... - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Kristian.
TVOD - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was good too.
Da Phoenix - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I give it the pacing a 3, but a 5 for how funny. So I give it an overall score of 4. Good job.
wdh - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done!
Michael Pacholek - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Anna Kournikova plays tennis? That's strange, I never see her in the big tournaments...
anonymous - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Da Phoenix: who says the overall rating has to be the average of pacing and funny? There's no rule like that! If there was, then as soon as you click a score for pacing and a score for funny, then the overall rating would automatically get entered. Sometimes I'll vote 5-1-1 or 3-4-5 for a parody. I look at the overall rating category as how well you liked the parody. In fact, my vote on this parody is 4-4-5, which I believe is a perfectly valid vote.
Stuart Kidd - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A good one; just wish your predictions came true.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A sound parody, but you missed out the common references to Kournikova panty shots and 'fondling balls'. The chorus also doesn't quite fit, this is one for Anna fans. 4-3-3.
neither "decade police" nor "mr critic" - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS was made in the 90'S. It was a hit in '99. But ya know what? That doesn't matter. This was good stuff here! I liked this parody a lot!!

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