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Song Parodies -> "She Farts (Chicken Wings)"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"She Farts (Chicken Wings)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Guy meets girl. Girl meets guy. Guy wants one of her chicken wings. The rest, they say, is history.
I have a
Question to ask:
Can I try one of your chicken wings?
They looked delicious from the other side of
The restaurant, yeah baby.

I promise
That I will not
Double-dip into your precious sauce,
Although it’s not like I’m sick or anything
I want you… to like me.

Well, I could smell them from over there,
Now I can smell them from right here,
From right next to you at
This table for two,
But then I heard a toot
And had to scoot away.

Oh she farts, she farts!
Oh buddy,
When she eats, she eats
Those chicken wings
Particularly the ones with the teriyaki
Sauce dripping from a-side to side.
She farts, she farts!
Watch out because sometimes
They’re silent but
Deadly and sometimes they’re loud
You better not walk behind her when she has chicken wings.

I have some
Beano for you.
Take it with water; I think it’d help
Those teriyaki chicken wings like you more
Than they do.

It’s okay,
There’s nobody
Around to watch you swallow the pill.
We’ll just mind our own business until you’re done
Yeah, baby.

If a chicken-wing feast is a crime
You would be locked up all your life
Because, Babe, they don’t serve chicken wings in jail
And chicken wings are known to give you gas

‘Cause she farts, she farts!
Oh buddy,
When she eats, she eats
Those chicken wings
Particularly the ones with the teriyaki
Sauce dripping from a-side to side.
She farts, she farts!
Watch out because sometimes
They’re silent but
Deadly and sometimes they’re loud
You better not walk behind her when she has chicken wings.

Oh, she could go vegetarian
Morningstar Farms has meatless ones.
They taste just as good as
The real thing would and
They would not give her gas.
They would not give her gas.

Oh she farts, she farts!
Oh buddy,
When she eats, she eats
Those chicken wings
Particularly the ones with the teriyaki
Sauce dripping from a-side to side.

She farts, she farts!
(Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
She eats, she eats!
(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, watch out

She farts, she farts!
(Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
She eats, she eats!
(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 9

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Monte - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Male farting is a tradition. Female farting is just gross!!! A Number 2 for you. Could be worse, you could have parodied sharting!!!
Rebekah Dub - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Good point, but women fart too, you know. Besides, it was written in a male POV.
Troutmouth - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Doesn't make up for the fact that this song sucks and is rightfully poorly rated :(
Hu's On First - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Wouldn't vegetarian wings make her fart _more_?
Rebekah Dub - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Depends, especially whether or not she's dipping them in sauce and what type of sauce. As for Mr. Troutmouth, I'm sorry to see that you didn't enjoy my parody because I had a fun time writing it. But to each their own.

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