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Song Parodies -> "She Slangs"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"She Slangs"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Talk to me, tell me your name
You say my proper English speech is lame
You love to use those improper words
Like a child, yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your phrase
Your jive never ceases to amaze
You mispronounce
And say things like "ya'll"
Like you're wild, yeah baby

Well you may have gone to college but
You must have skipped the grammar class
I'll let her chat me up
Till she knocks me out
Cause she walks like she balks
And she talks like she stalks

She slangs, she slangs
Oh baby when she jives, she jives
I go crazy cause she
Looks like a flower
But she talks like a bee
Like every girl in history

She slangs, she slangs
I'm wasted by the way she jives
No one ever talked so normal
She reminds me
That my grammar's too proper and formal

Talk to me, tell me new word
So I can talk like I'm not a nerd
We'll talk all night til the phone goes dead
Then you're gone, yeah baby

Well it looks like "ain't"
Just isn't a word
So you're not a grammar saint
I'll teach you rhyme
With a smile on my face
Teach you writing and grammar
All over the place

She slangs, she slangs
Oh baby when she jives, she jives
I go crazy cause she
Looks like a flower
But she talks like a bee
Like every girl in history

Well you may have gone to college but
You must have skipped the grammar class
I'll let her chat me up
Till she knocks me out
Cause she walks like she balks
And she talks like she stalks

She slangs, she slangs
Oh baby when she jives, she jives
I go crazy cause she
Looks like a flower
But she talks like a bee
Like every girl in history

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