Song Parodies -> Livin La Life So Santa
| Original Song Title: | "Livin La Vida Loca" |
| Original Performer: | Ricky Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Livin La Life So Santa" |
| Parody Written by: | Francois B. |
She's into vegetables, sweet corn and artichoke.
I feel a brand new instinct, this kids gonna make me scream
She's into Sesame Street, Spongebob and Barney too.
She's got a new toy Elmo, and a new Rupert too.
She'll make you buy her cookies, and go singing in the rain,
She'll make you promise loco things but she'll yap your life away,
Like heart failure to your chest. Leave off!!!!
Chorus:
Outside she's a clown, livin la life so santa
She'll push for Barbie town, livin la life so santa
Her lips pout at dry bread, and her skin needs suntan lotion
She will make you cuss, livin la life so santa
Livin la life so santa, Leave off!!
She's livin la life so santa
Woke up, inside my household, out of my bed I fell,
She took a dollar, to buy grape ice cream,
Stealing, a way to hell
She never drinks her fruit juice she just wants that damn ice cream
Now she's gone too far I'm going to make her ass shine red
Yeah, I'm gonna beat her good
Outside she's a clown, livin la life so santa
She'll push for Barbie town, livin la life so santa
Her lips pout at dry bread, and her skin needs suntan lotion
She will make you cuss, livin la life so santa
Livin la life so santa, Leave off!!
She's livin la life so santa
She'll make you buy her cookies, and go singing in the rain,
She'll make you promise loco things but she'll yap your life away,
Like heart failure to your chest. Leave off!!!!
I feel a brand new instinct, this kids gonna make me scream
She's into Sesame Street, Spongebob and Barney too.
She's got a new toy Elmo, and a new Rupert too.
She'll make you buy her cookies, and go singing in the rain,
She'll make you promise loco things but she'll yap your life away,
Like heart failure to your chest. Leave off!!!!
Chorus:
Outside she's a clown, livin la life so santa
She'll push for Barbie town, livin la life so santa
Her lips pout at dry bread, and her skin needs suntan lotion
She will make you cuss, livin la life so santa
Livin la life so santa, Leave off!!
She's livin la life so santa
Woke up, inside my household, out of my bed I fell,
She took a dollar, to buy grape ice cream,
Stealing, a way to hell
She never drinks her fruit juice she just wants that damn ice cream
Now she's gone too far I'm going to make her ass shine red
Yeah, I'm gonna beat her good
Outside she's a clown, livin la life so santa
She'll push for Barbie town, livin la life so santa
Her lips pout at dry bread, and her skin needs suntan lotion
She will make you cuss, livin la life so santa
Livin la life so santa, Leave off!!
She's livin la life so santa
She'll make you buy her cookies, and go singing in the rain,
She'll make you promise loco things but she'll yap your life away,
Like heart failure to your chest. Leave off!!!!
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Evermoore-555
This song was made in the 90's (1999) but it's a good concept nonetheless. 5,5,5.
Oops sorry i wasn't sure which year and thanks for the feedback :D
ooops sorry bout the year thing i really wasn't sure and thank for the feedback :D
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