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Song Parodies -> "He Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"She Bangs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"He Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

A song about American Idol reject William Hung.
William Hung,
He cannot sing,
American Idol's joker thing.
His A.I. tryout failed,
Now he's a staró
What a bomb!
Yeah, baby!

Sings off key
Like most of us.
Hearing his voice makes me wanna cuss.
He's so tone deaf,
But he's hittin' the charts
Like a star!
Yeah, baby!

Well, if radio plays his CD's,
I'm gonna turn that damn thing off!
I'll let them know
They lost a lis'ner.
That boy just can't sing!
It's so aggravating!

CHORUS:
He sucks, he sucks!
Oh, baby,
Yes, he stinks, he stinks!
I'll go crazy
If I hear that Hong Konger sing just one more note,
I'm gonna go and slash his throat!
He sucks, he sucks!
I'm pissed off by the way he sings!
Can't sing!
No one ever had a voice
Like his,
So, I'm gonna boycott stations playing him,
I've got no choice.


William Hung,
He's just bad news.
I'd like to hit him with my old shoes!
Why don't that William Hung go home
And shut up?
Yeah, baby!

Well, if you ask me, his voice is a crime,
And he should be locked up for life!
He came here to study engineering,
But he's no singer,
So unendearing!


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jared - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, but I think the pacing was slightly off, so 4-5-5, this was great tho. SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! heh.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
When I saw this parody, I instantly KNEW it was about William Hung.
James L - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant parody. And yes, I knew it would be about william hung
Rod Worden - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sharon, this was LOL in places, I really enjoyed it! 5-5-5.
??? - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Any 1 would noe it was about the Hunginator. Funny song.
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hong Konger?
i love william - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
i knew it was about william hung
william hung is kewl - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
( ) ( ) 111. Oh you suck you suck 1 1

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