Song Parodies -> He Sucks
| Original Song Title: | "She Bangs" |
| Original Performer: | Ricky Martin |
| Parody Song Title: | "He Sucks" |
| Parody Written by: | Sharon Krebs |
A song about American Idol reject William Hung.
William Hung,
He cannot sing,
American Idol's joker thing.
His A.I. tryout failed,
Now he's a star—
What a bomb!
Yeah, baby!
Sings off key
Like most of us.
Hearing his voice makes me wanna cuss.
He's so tone deaf,
But he's hittin' the charts
Like a star!
Yeah, baby!
Well, if radio plays his CD's,
I'm gonna turn that damn thing off!
I'll let them know
They lost a lis'ner.
That boy just can't sing!
It's so aggravating!
CHORUS:
He sucks, he sucks!
Oh, baby,
Yes, he stinks, he stinks!
I'll go crazy
If I hear that Hong Konger sing just one more note,
I'm gonna go and slash his throat!
He sucks, he sucks!
I'm pissed off by the way he sings!
Can't sing!
No one ever had a voice
Like his,
So, I'm gonna boycott stations playing him,
I've got no choice.
William Hung,
He's just bad news.
I'd like to hit him with my old shoes!
Why don't that William Hung go home
And shut up?
Yeah, baby!
Well, if you ask me, his voice is a crime,
And he should be locked up for life!
He came here to study engineering,
But he's no singer,
So unendearing!
He cannot sing,
American Idol's joker thing.
His A.I. tryout failed,
Now he's a star—
What a bomb!
Yeah, baby!
Sings off key
Like most of us.
Hearing his voice makes me wanna cuss.
He's so tone deaf,
But he's hittin' the charts
Like a star!
Yeah, baby!
Well, if radio plays his CD's,
I'm gonna turn that damn thing off!
I'll let them know
They lost a lis'ner.
That boy just can't sing!
It's so aggravating!
CHORUS:
He sucks, he sucks!
Oh, baby,
Yes, he stinks, he stinks!
I'll go crazy
If I hear that Hong Konger sing just one more note,
I'm gonna go and slash his throat!
He sucks, he sucks!
I'm pissed off by the way he sings!
Can't sing!
No one ever had a voice
Like his,
So, I'm gonna boycott stations playing him,
I've got no choice.
William Hung,
He's just bad news.
I'd like to hit him with my old shoes!
Why don't that William Hung go home
And shut up?
Yeah, baby!
Well, if you ask me, his voice is a crime,
And he should be locked up for life!
He came here to study engineering,
But he's no singer,
So unendearing!
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Funny, but I think the pacing was slightly off, so 4-5-5, this was great tho. SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!! heh.
When I saw this parody, I instantly KNEW it was about William Hung.
Brilliant parody. And yes, I knew it would be about william hung
Sharon, this was LOL in places, I really enjoyed it! 5-5-5.
Any 1 would noe it was about the Hunginator. Funny song.
Hong Konger?
i knew it was about william hung
( ) ( ) 111. Oh you suck you suck 1 1
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